GLaDOS (Portal 1 & 2)

GLaDOS is my favorite character of all time. Her backstory, her belittling comments, her brattiness, her design?? Ough. I adore everything about her and if I had the chance I would smash. Hashtag milf nation.

Moder (The Ritual)

She's honestly the hottest horror movie monster I've ever seen. She impales people on trees and has a cult of worshippers who may or may not be immortal. I'd worship that too, like DAMN. Number 1 milf material here. She takes up the No.2 wife spot if me n the xenomorph ever decide to open the relationship (joking. or am I.)

Medic (TF2)

Medic is the pinnacle of the mad scientist archetype with the perfect dose of comedy and brilliant voice acting. AND he's gay as fuck. I'm really REALLY glad I got back into TF2 just in time to watch his VA proclaim in-character his passionate love for the Heavy Weapons Guy. I hope they get a happy/silly ending one day.

Ellen Ripley (Alien franchise)

She's literally the perfect character. The competence, the horrific trauma, the lesbianism, the anticapitalist ideology, the forklift certification. She's got it all. Her sexual tension with Call in Alien: Resurrection is also top tier.

Lt. Vasquez (Aliens 1986)

She's one of the few notable butch women in media, and I cherish her for it. She's also a dickhead but I can ignore it because she's hot. I admit I rewatch Aliens frequently just for her.

Spongebob Squarepants

Honestly one of the only characters that never fail to put a smile on my face. I grew up with the show, everything abt it means the world to me.

Starscream (Various Transformers media)

Starscream is the quintessential transfem that the writers didn't intend to write as transfem. In all universes she's batshit crazy and I love her. Will I get a complete animated story arc focused on her and her alone? Probably not. But I can dream.

V (V for Vendetta)

I was already a socialist when I read this comic, but thanks to V's transgender swag and impeccable music taste, now I'm an anarchist. V matters less as a character and more as an idea, but he's written with so much camp it's impossible not to love the guy.

Mavis (Hotel Transylvania franchise)

LOOK AT HERRRR she's so cute. She's the platonic ideal of a baby bat goth to me. I want to squish her cheeks.

Pickles the Drummer (Metalocalypse)

Transmasc, gay, balding, addict, a midwesterner, and stupid as all hell. Ironically he's based off of my favorite musician, Devin Townsend. What's not to like? His role in Doomstar Requiem and Army of the Doomstar felt too good to be true. Thank u Brendon Small :)

Sadie Adler (Red Dead Redemption 2)

Her 1800s butch lesbian swag hit me like a ton of bricks and fully cemented my sexuality in 2018. She's so fucking HOT oh my god. I would [REDACTED]. I mean. Who said that.

Frank 'N Furter (Rocky Horror Picture Show)

The MAGNETISM this character has onscreen! There's a reason this movie was a queer awakening/affirmation for so many decades, despite its problematic elements. Tim Curry moves like a cartoon and nobody but him could've put that much faggot swagger into the role.

Queen Akasha (Queen of the Damned)

My mom watched this a lot when I was a kid and it definitely awakened something in me. Sure the movie kinda sucked but I imagined myself in that rose petal bath scene with her before I even knew what being gay WAS. Her costuming in this movie was also incredible oughhhh

Clopin Trouillefou (Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I don't actually care much for Disney's sidelining of him in this movie but his character design slaps and his voice actor fucking SLAYED. I'm also a big fan of yellow and purple, so bonus points for swag color scheme.

Nightshade (Transformers: Earthspark)

My newest blorbo!! I relate to Nightshade so fucking hard; the autism, the gender, the campy goth proclivities. There's literally nothing I don't like about them. Every time I remember the line, "Nonbinary? What a wonderful word for a wonderful experience." I cry a little. Still can't believe this character is real.

Alucard (Hellsing & Hellsing Ultimate)

Alucard is THE agender lesbian. To me. I adore how simultaneously amorphous (anatomical innacuracies for the sake of horror!) and dropdead gorgeous they are. Plus the cool shades. It's like the distilled essence of the 90s Vampire trope. Hellsing Abridged is my favorite take on the character :)

HAL9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey)

Hal isn't a robot I necessarily relate to but he sure as shit is one I empathize with. His & Dave's character arcs over the novels just make my heart melt. The little guy didn't do anything wrong he's just a little meow meow.